User blog:Master Masked Man/How to become a Skylander! (According to Superhappyyoshis/2012 me)

Are you tired of a normal life? Do you want a more exciting life? Do you look at Skylanders in awe and say, "man, I wish I could be one of them"? Well, now you can be a Skylander! These are tons of easy ways to become a Skylander!

However, you must be one of the following: Well, what are you waiting for? Let's go through all of the different methods!
 * Any animal Superhappyyoshis likes

The Takeover Method

 * 1) Wait for Kaos to attack your homeland as soon as possible. This is very important when becoming a Skylander this way.
 * 2) Don't wait for help. Just get a weapon or use your super duper incredibly secret-y secret power of any kind and bring harm to Kaos' minions in any possible fashion.
 * 3) Wait for another Skylander to ask you to become a Skylander.
 * 4) Say yes.
 * 5) PROFIT!

The Troll/Chompy Method
This is a bit like a toned down Takeover Method.
 * 1) Become friends with whatever Skylander Superhappyyoshis is obsessed with at the moment.
 * 2) Kill a SINGLE Troll or Chompy.
 * 3) PROFIT!

The Stare Method
Probably the easiest method so far.
 * 1) Go look at something that seems normal (ex: night )
 * 2) PROFIT!