A Boring Compilation of Boring Fanfiction

A Boring Compilation of Boring Fanfiction is a book of bad fanfiction.

History
Portal Master Claus made a website in 2012 where people posted fanfiction. In 2014, he checked the site again and found out many of the fanfics were horrible. He decided to put them in a single book and published it.

Stories Included

 * Spyro's Kingdom
 * Turtle Tumble
 * The Dawn of Cornelius
 * Leopardeon and the Skylanders Into the Future
 * The Legend of Vecoline: Version 1
 * The Legend of Vecoline: Version 2
 * Chaos Island Crowning
 * The Shattered Mirror
 * The Great Battle of Volcano Island
 * Kindness' Big Break
 * The Secret of Hektore
 * For Skylands!
 * Secret Skylanders Mini-Adventures: Mini March
 * Crystal's Past
 * Billy bob meets a dragon
 * The Count Desertstone Trilogy

Back Cover Description
''From ponies using glue to a crocodile version of the Guardians of Ga'hoole, these horrible fanfictions will make you think the Dora Coloring Book is pure art! With many typos and grammatical errors, this book is the perfect Fanfiction.net simulator! Fourteen fanfics for you to read when you can't fall asleep!''

Trivia

 * The cover is poorly made for the "boring" look.
 * The spine of the book is a Pigmask soldier instead of the title.
 * Claus got massive criticism for putting Chaos Island Crowning, Leopardeon and the Skylanders Into the Future, and the Shattered Mirror into the book at first, but when Leopardeon and the Chaos Element were thrown into the Galactic Generator by the Mecha-Drago, these three stories fit in perfectly.
 * This is the second book Claus has published, with the first being Da Pizza Storee, which was basically the published version of the meme about Porky Minch.
 * Drago owns several copies of this book.
 * Porky published Turtle Tumble a few months after ABCoBF came out, as he wasn't aware of the fact the compilation was fairly popular and included Turtle Tumble.
 * Rayman absolutely loves this book.
 * Every mention of "Chaosmaster" is gone in the book, so Chaos Island Crowning, Leopardeon and the Skylanders Into the Future, and the Shattered Mirror all say "I don't phazoning care" to replace what would be "by Chaosmaster".