Beefneer

Vecoline....ahhh...does he need a fat grandad? Well, Beefneer is Vecoline's fat, beef-loving Eagle!

Early Life
As a young boy in simple times, Beefneer was named Frank. However, he started eating nothing but beef. Nothing. he was renamed Beefneer. He started eating Chompies by mistake. Spyro asked him to be a Skylander, but Beefneer said "I would love to join the Sky-Defenders, but I would rather eat beef" which made Spyro grossed out and sad. Beefneer got fat forever for eating beef so much, that most peices would stay inside hime forever, making him too fat to even get to the Skylanders.

Teenage Years
When he was 20, Beefneer married a pork-lover named Porkie. Porkie was fat, addicted to a type of food just like him. He could not go into any rooms, at least hardly. Beefneer was happy with Porkie. In fact, they both went in a giant room so they could fit in it.

Adult Years
Beefneer and Porkie cared for Vecoline's mom and dad. They played with them a lot. He went to school and was not allowed to go to work. However, when he was 46, somthing terrible happened. Porkie died for an unknown reason. Beefneer could not find another wife. He stayed like this for the rest of his life.

Old Years
When Beefneer became the grandfather of Vecoline, Fredmark and probably Scarlet, he was sad because he was living in a house all by himself. Beefneer won 94954599438 peices of beef in reward for being the grandfather of a Skylander, but he lost 2833948 of it because he was the grandfather of the villain Fredmark. Later on, he got all of it back for being the proboly-grandfather of another Skylander named Scarlet.